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polliewog:

3000s:

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people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

honestly yea

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theshitneyspears:

Oh….my god

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Man has carrots in each ear.

blameaspartame:

Man sees doctor.

Man says, “You have to help me doctor.”

“Doctor, something is wrong.”

Doctor looks at man.

Doctor says, “First of all, you’re not eating right.”

“You’re not eating right.”

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ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

British food look like this

Excuse me.

Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

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socially-talkward:

gaycism:

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

Fave video on the internet

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